March 12, 2010
  Quick question: What is the meaning of life?  I don’t have a clue, but whoever said ‘life is all about choices’ was pretty close to hitting the nail on the head. Every decision you’ll ever make about anything comes down to two different choices:  ‘Math’ and ‘Fucking’. 
Not to sound all American ‘infomercial’ on you, but some paths you walk down require you to sit down and ‘do the math’.  You have to use your common-sense calculator to do ‘life-sums’ and what you’re left with is called a ‘decision’.  Then you’ll know exactly what to do.  With the hard part out of the way, every other decision you make in life will be simplistic and primal, kinda like sex.  Actually, its nothing like sex, that sounds too complicated.  ‘Fucking’ is way easier.  You just plug it in and go. 
Pic: Ellis Scott

Quick question: What is the meaning of life?  I don’t have a clue, but whoever said ‘life is all about choices’ was pretty close to hitting the nail on the head. Every decision you’ll ever make about anything comes down to two different choices:  ‘Math’ and ‘Fucking’. 

Not to sound all American ‘infomercial’ on you, but some paths you walk down require you to sit down and ‘do the math’.  You have to use your common-sense calculator to do ‘life-sums’ and what you’re left with is called a ‘decision’.  Then you’ll know exactly what to do.  With the hard part out of the way, every other decision you make in life will be simplistic and primal, kinda like sex.  Actually, its nothing like sex, that sounds too complicated.  ‘Fucking’ is way easier.  You just plug it in and go. 

Pic: Ellis Scott