March 12, 2010
Fuckin
Am I gay?
DUDE, How old are you?   If you’re 18 or older, then you really should have nailed this by now.  Actually, scratch that - most 6 yr olds have woken up and smelt life’s sexuality-latte, it’s pretty fucking simple.  I mean, what makes you happy - dicks or Vagina’s? 
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Math
Coming out of the closet.  
Ouch.  Now we get to the hard part.  Unless your parents are fans of ‘Glee’, think Alan Carr is ‘cheeky’ or are comfortable with girl on girl porn,  then they’re not gonna be too keen with their son/daughter proclaiming their love for the same sex.  Parents are notoriously against queers and their queer lifestyles.  They hate them, and finding ones who are cool with it, is like finding a Jewish guy who would fuck AND marry a black woman. Stuff like that just doesn’t happen. 
Gay + Parents born pre 1975 x destroying any chances of continuing your family’s legacy = keep your queer mouth shut

Fuckin

Am I gay?

DUDE, How old are you?   If you’re 18 or older, then you really should have nailed this by now.  Actually, scratch that - most 6 yr olds have woken up and smelt life’s sexuality-latte, it’s pretty fucking simple.  I mean, what makes you happy - dicks or Vagina’s? 

Math

Coming out of the closet. 

Ouch.  Now we get to the hard part.  Unless your parents are fans of ‘Glee’, think Alan Carr is ‘cheeky’ or are comfortable with girl on girl porn,  then they’re not gonna be too keen with their son/daughter proclaiming their love for the same sex.  Parents are notoriously against queers and their queer lifestyles.  They hate them, and finding ones who are cool with it, is like finding a Jewish guy who would fuck AND marry a black woman. Stuff like that just doesn’t happen. 

Gay + Parents born pre 1975 x destroying any chances of continuing your family’s legacy = keep your queer mouth shut